The Manual: A Quick Reference Guide
Most guys I know love to put stuff together. It makes them feel manly and useful, I guess. But instead of reading the entire manual to make sure everything is done correctly, most guys eyeball the Table of Contents for the Quick Reference Guide. So I thought it would be useful to put together a Quick Reference Guide to dealing with women.When approaching any type of relationship with a female, think of her as a bank. When you deposit, you may withdraw. You must deposit at least the minimal amount; no ATM will just give you a dollar cuz that's all you put in. You try to just deposit $1, and we, like the atm, will give you nothing until at least $20 is in.
If you put into savings, not only will you always have it ,but it will that amount plus interest. If you're willing to be patient and wait, you will certainly reap the benefits.
You overdraw, and we will hit you hard with what you cost us plus an extra fee. After too many "bounces", we will close the account.
The more you invest, you more you get in return. But most of these investments are long term; at least the ones with the most to gain from are.
Be wary of the bank you choose; some are just out to take your money and run!
Hope that helps, fellas. Stay tuned for the publication of the Manual!
posted by DramaQueen @ 12:24 PM
4 Comments:
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cute manual:)
well, isn't that a helpful little thing!!!!!!
I LIKE IT!!!!! VERY clever! Umma start sending some lost guys with extra parts after buidling over here to read that reference :)
That's a good simple way to put it for some of the fellas who rode the short bus. Well done DQ!
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